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| Author: | Robbie O'Brien [ Fri Apr 29, 2005 7:18 am ] |
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I heard a couple of good ones lately that I thought I would pass on to lighten up everyone's Friday as you gear up to build this weekend. What do you call a guitar maker who steals? A LOOTER Whats' the difference between a violin and a fiddle? A violin has strings and a fiddle has STRANGS Have a great weekend! 
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| Author: | LanceK [ Fri Apr 29, 2005 7:20 am ] |
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| Author: | Michael Dale Payne [ Fri Apr 29, 2005 7:31 am ] |
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I oreded a custom bumper sicker from a local printer back at christmas What I ordered read "Have you kissed a luthier today?". Keeping in mind that was vey shortly after i cut off part of my finger and I was still in a bandage when I wrote out the order. The proof sticker I got back said "Have you kicked an utter today?" |
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| Author: | Brian Hawkins [ Fri Apr 29, 2005 8:41 am ] |
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What is music to a luthiers ears????? The sound of an acordian striking a banjo as it enters the dumpster!! |
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| Author: | Daryl [ Fri Apr 29, 2005 9:16 am ] |
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What's "Perfect pitch"? Toss bagpipes into the dumpster and they land on the accordian. |
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| Author: | bob J [ Sat Apr 30, 2005 1:50 am ] |
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But without the accordian we would never again hear 'Lady of Spain' |
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